Bold, all caps.

Let me slip into something more comfortable *puts on old sweats* *winks*

#sexy #swag

pretty sure that every time i’ve had sex, i tripped on my pants while taking them off..

#swag #sexy

*seductively takes off socks*

#sexy

Apparently avocados are known to increase one’s sex drive.

Or put simply,

Avocados give me boners.

#avocado #vegan #lol #what vegans eat #sex #sexy #food

I just want to..

Kidnap you.

And stuff you down my pants.

You’re welcome.

#sexy #i want you #sexy time

You’ve just been phill’d in. :-p

Also now you are pregnant.

#sxephil #sexy #phil