Let me slip into something more comfortable *puts on old sweats* *winks*
pretty sure that every time i’ve had sex, i tripped on my pants while taking them off..
*seductively takes off socks*
Apparently avocados are known to increase one’s sex drive.
Or put simply,
Avocados give me boners.
And stuff you down my pants.
You’ve just been phill’d in. :-p
Also now you are pregnant.