Found/Wanting

All of it

Let me slip into something more comfortable *puts on old sweats* *winks*

pretty sure that every time i’ve had sex, i tripped on my pants while taking them off..

*seductively takes off socks*

Apparently avocados are known to increase one’s sex drive.

Or put simply, 

Avocados give me boners. 

defranco:

You’ve just been phill’d in.  :-p
Also now you are pregnant.

defranco:

You’ve just been phill’d in.  :-p

Also now you are pregnant.